Who is Elise?

Elise Harris was born some time during the last 50,000 years and isn't going to be more specific about that at the moment .

She has a simian line on her left hand - which may mean she's a genius, could possibly indicate insanity, but is more likely to mean absolutely nothing.

She is a writer and performer - the word struggling comes to mind.

She is, however, a rising star on the London comedy circuit. All twinkly and shiny and bright and very, very far away.

She was editor of Pojo's Pokemon and Way Cool Stuff Magazine (It's gone now though, thank goodness), and has written articles for the UK edition of Starlog (also deceased), Total DVD (alas, also gone). SFX and various other media magazines.
She is also the film and TV editor of What Satellite and Digital TV. That one is still going.

Her poems have been published in many prestigious magazines and earned her about fifty quid. She regularly performs them. If, by regularly, you mean 'once every two or three years'.

She has written a number of screenplays and plays which have received good responses but no solid production offers. Waaaah.

At the moment she's just working on getting an agent for her novel.

She would also like to point out that there are other Elise Harrises on the net. Most of them are not her. She does not breed dogs, live in the USA or study strange weather phenomena in Canada. Nor is she a visual artist from Germany. Or three years old.

Comedy CV

Entry on Talent Circle

Elise at the MegaCon 2003, Orlando: Scroll down - that's me sat behind Patricia Zentilli.

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